Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
on my way to overthrow your country
LET’S GET SOME SAM LOVE OVER HERE
wait but who actually hates him
im not even in this fandom and he’s adorable
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
Life hack: they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely
Nope, I was lying. It doesn’t make economic sense for bars to carry children’s juice pouches. Follow for more disillusionment.